Archive for November 6th, 2008

Lower Gas Prices Signal Beginning of Global Cozy

November 6th, 2008 by staff
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Prices at gas pumps across America have been dropping, signaling that the threat of global warming has passed and it’s safe to once again pull those gas-guzzlers out of the garage. For almost a year, prices had been making a steady climb in the face of the pending ecological disaster know as “global warming.” With signs like the reduction of fuel prices to indicate that global warming is shifting to a far less threatening global cozy, Americans are once again free to pursue the country’s favorite outdoor activity.